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Wanita Itu Makanan. Objek Kenikmatan. "Ibu?"


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Dialog pagi

Sa: Dah baca koran?
Ba: Mata gua sakit kalau baca koran, pake IT, lue lihat kompas.com, ni (nunjukin ipad-nya)
Sa: Wah, wah, wah... cantik-cantik banget.
Ca: Bini lue gak ada apa-apanya.
Sa: Bener juga lue. Kalau sama mak lue, cantik mana?
Ba: orang tua dibawa-bawa. Darah daging lue tu dari sono. Hormati ibu. Dasar...!!
Sa: Lah, kan perempuan juga. Nikmat juga kan? Lezzzzaaaat...
Ca: Error ni orang. Belum tahu rasa sepatu gua ya?!
Sa: Memangnya para contestant Miss World gak bakal jadi ibu?!
Ba: Itu kan nanti. Sekarang kan masih smmmmmriwing, jadi nikmati dulu keindahannya. Enak buat sarapan nih...
Da: Dah pada gila ni orang. Ntar kena adzab gua. Pergi aja
Ba: Emangnya lue alergi wanita?! Pergi aja sono
Ca: Gak usah ngotot gitu, Sa! Biasa aja lihatnya. Sama bini lue merrem, gak buka mata
Sa: Mang urusan lue...?!!
Ba: Sa, katanya lue dulu dapetin bini lue pake dukun? Gimana kalau dukunin para kontestant Miss World? Gua kan udah duda.
Ca: Lue emang udah duda, Ba. Tapi anak-anak lue kan butuh ibu. Ibu itu wanita penyayang, yang selalu sibuk merhatiin anaknya. Kedudukannya terhormat.
Ba: Memangnya para contestant Miss World gak terhormat?
Sa: Ya terhormat juga bagi anaknya. Bagi bapaknya, hmmm...
Ca: Tak bilangin bini lue, kapok lue...!
Sa: Bilangin aja sono. Makanan itu harus variatif, Ca. Menu sarapan sama makan siang itu beda. Buta selera lue.
Ca: Memangnya Emak lue berapa?
Ba: Eh, udah udah udah udah... Udah tua, ribut melulu. Ingat waktu anak-anak dulu, nagis minta gendong sama emak lue
Ca: Makanya, carikan emak yang baik anak-anak lue tu... jangan mikir casing mlulu.. ntar lebih tua anaknya.
Sa: Hahaha... hahaha...
Ca: Napa ketawa lue?
Sa: Ndak kenapa-kenapa.
Ba: Anak-anak gua cariin emak. Emak lue kan baik, Ca. Buat gue, tak dukunin tu 3 kontetant Miss World. Hehehe... Jatahnya kan Emmmmmpat...
Ca: (Mendelik pada Ba) Apa lue bilang?!
Sa: Tthing...!! Kontes perebutan kontestant Miss World dimulai secara tidak resmi...!!!


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