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Brimob Sama Pak Polisi Bentrok


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Oleh: Si Sun Rugyinsun
Dah lama tidak posting tulisan di blog ini. Tadi buka group fb, langsung nemu berita puluhan Brimob serang markas Sabhara Polda Jateng.

Jadi teringat masa-masa di STM dulu. Coba saya buatkan drama dialog tentang kejadian ini.

Ran: Sudah dengar berita kan?
Du: Bukan Du kalau gak denger.
Ran: Nah, bagaimana menurutmu?
Du: Berita apa?
Ran: (Gusar) Dasar...!! Ni, Pak Brimob berkelahi sama Pak Polisi.
Du: Lolololo... Masalah apa?
Ran: Wes, gak usah dipikir. Mending kita mikir bagaimana mencari keamanan. Kalau ini berlanjut? sementara ini memang hanya puluhan yang begitu, tapi kalau menular, wah gawat.
Du: Jin.
Ran: Jin. Jin apa? Mahluk halus? Dimana?!

Du: Kita pake Jin aja buat tenaga keamanan. Ayo ke Pak dukun.
Ran: (Diam agak lama) Pintar juga lho ya. Ayo...

Brangkat...

(Bertemu Cang)
Ran: Hei, Cang. Dari mana?
Cang: Dari kampus, kumpul-kumpul ma teman-teman.
Du: Rajin amat lho...
Cang: Bahas masalah perilaku manusia kita. Tentang anarkisme.
Ran: Brimob dan Polisi?
Du: Padahal dulu cuma isu, polisi musuhan sama tentara.
Ran: Kita juga habis ngomongin itu.
Cang: Terus, kalian mau kemana?
Du: Dukun.
Cang: Hah..!! Dukun? Mau ngapain?
Ran: Mau nyewa tentara sama polisi jin. Buat jaga-jaga keamanan.
Cang: Aneh.
Du: Hidup itu butuh keamanan.
Cang: Petugas keamanan juga butuh keamanan. Jin juga.
Ran dan Du: (Diam, saling toleh) Terus?
Cang: Didik anak-anak yang benar, biar kelak jadi orang yang bertanggung jawab, bukan perusak.
Du: Wah, lebbay amat lho. Belum nikah, dah tua pikirannya.
Cang: Kalau semua orang terdidik, bumi ini akan aman.

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